Best Funny Status For WhatsApp
Best Funny Status for WhatsApp
Hey, Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me.
Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
God is really creative, i mean ..just look at me
Sometimes you just need some space…………To fart.
The Earth without Art is just Eh.
Attitude: I work hard. At avoiding work.
I’m cool but global warming made me hot
Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money.
I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
You can never buy love…but still you have to pay for it
I’m not sarcastic; I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.
Awesome ends with me and ugly starts with you
Can’t talk, telepathy only…!
Hey, You Are Reading My Status Again??
Status Unavailable! Check Later
Try to say the letter “M” without your lips touching.
Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck.
Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
Hold the vision. Trust the process.
Time Is Precious. Waste It Wisely.
With Great Power Comes Great Electricity Bill.
Life Is Short. Smile While You Still Have Teeth.
Life Is Full Of Questions. Idiots Are Full Of Answers.
When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.
My Mom Said ” Follow Your Dreams “, So I Went Back To Bed.
I Love My Six Pack So Much. I Protect It With A Layer Of Fat.
Dear Karma, I Have A List Of People You Missed.
Lazy Rule : Can’T Reach It. Don’T Need It.